Yes, I am going to indulge in a meme. But first, will someone tell me how to pronounce the word “meme?”

Age: 25, but 26 in May

Bed size: Full but I think I want a queen when our renter moves out and I can take my computer desk out of my room.

Chore you dislike: Mopping. It’s only worse because I have to sweep up all of the dog hair tumbleweeds first, THEN mop.

Dogs: Radar Love, and the renter’s dog is Woody. Woody and Radar are BFFs.

Essential start to your day: Why is this even a question? COFFEE.

Favorite color: hot pink, also aqua.

Gold or silver: Silver

Height: 5’7″ but I always wanted to end up being around 5’10”. Good thing for heels!

Instruments you play(ed): Desk drumming is about as good as it gets for me. I tried to play the acoustic guitar in middle school, but it has a better home now with a friend who actually plays and enjoys it!

Job title: Office & Member Services Coordinator.

Kids: Never. I just don’t feel that maternal draw towards then and regard them as disturbances. Sometimes they are ok when they are around that age before they can really walk well, as long as I can give them back shortly thereafter. I’ve never changed a diaper and don’t ever plan to.

Live: Columbia, South Carolina, aka God’s Country.

Mom’s name: Debra

Nicknames: Noodle (husband’s and my pet names for each other)

Overnight hospital stays: Never.

Pet peeve: Whistling, tapping, dripping, blinking. Any and all repetitive noises or motions that I am not myself making.

Quote from a movie: I don’t even know. I like Anchorman, find some from there.

Righty or Lefty: Righty

Siblings: None.

Time you wake up: My alarm starts going off in 9 minute increments at 6:30, I usually drag out of the bed between 7:05 and 7:15.

Underwear: Generally Victoria’s Secret, but I need a new brand that features seamlessness and is all or mostly all cotton. Poly blends and sweating aren’t a good combination.

Vegetables you don’t like: I know they aren’t technically vegetables, but I hate mushrooms with a hatred most people reserve for things like Hitler or pedophiles.

What makes you run late: Laying down… in the soft cozy bed.

X-Rays you’ve had: Ankles, wrists, teeth, head.

Yummy food you make: I made a soyrizo quiche the other night that got rave reviews.

Zoo animal favorite: Giraffes!

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